Video reblogged from Once More With Feeling with 43 notes
Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, um… What?
River: Bible’s broken. Contradictions, false logistics… doesn’t make sense.
Book: No, no. You—you can’t…
River: So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one.
Noah’s ark is a problem.
Book: Really?
River: We’ll have to call it “early quantum state phenomenon”. Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammals on the same boat…
Book: River, you don’t… fix the Bible.
River: It’s broken. It doesn’t make sense.
Source: ells2210
Book: What are we up to, sweetheart? River: Fixing your Bible. Book: I, um… What? River: Bible’s broken. Contradictions,...