April 2012
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pet peeve
“fuck you parents, i’m an adult i run my own life”
- says the kid who still lives rent free in his parents’ house, eating their food and borrowing their car
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and she doesn't even understand my obsessions......
me: (staring at pictures of Paul McCartney in a space suit) why I'm single
sister: because Paul McCartney is an astronaut and flew away to space?
me: and after Major Tom, I *swore* no more space men ...shame on me.
sister: I guess you could wait for him to... FALL TO EARTH
me: and folks, there you have it! What a year of constant fangirling has done to my family: made them conduits for bad Bowie puns. you’re welcome.
sister: Has it been a year? Time flies. And anyway yes that terrible pun was totally your fault.
me: a little more than. i didn’t even celebrate my bowie-versary, but you know it’s not important until the FIVE YEAR mark.
sister: Why? Is that when everything ch-ch-changes?
me: nah, it’s when Ziggy plays guitar.
sister: He only plays after 5 years? That’s an (Aladd) in-sane amount of time to wait.
me: well, first thing you learn is that you always have to wait (i’m waiting for the man)
sister: Will the man be round Tonight?
me: If he doesn’t get caught Underground (but no one could blame him for walking away).
sister: I hear if you go too far down into the earth, you’re really put Under Pressure.
me: i love you more than I love Bowie even. probably.
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just saw a beatles pic captioned
“i see theses guys everywhere… who are they?
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dreamofflight:
baturday:
Baby bat gets the hiccups
OMFG
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i took that online test to see how well your eyes interpret colour. I thought I was brilliant at it, but i didn’t do so hot on the test.
I was complaining about it when my dad turned to me and said “how do you know it wasn’t an issue with your monitor?”
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i took my little sister to the music store and told her she could have anything she wanted
She chose a Sgt. Pepper keychain because “even if some of the songs are ridiculously silly, it’s still a pretty great album, especially on your record player”.
She is the coolest fourth grader on the planet.
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Reporter: Are you married?
George Harrison: No, I'm George.
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Anonymous asked: what does it mean' don't fret '
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what did George Harrison say to his guitar as it started to gently weep?
don’t fret.